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Did you know that due to the earthquake over in Souther Asia our Earth's tilt is now screwed up and won't be fixed until about 15 to 20 years? Oh yeah... that's what i said.  Thats exacally why the sun aint comin up as early in the mornin.  So turn on them high beams folks when you're goin to school.

Today wasn't too eventful, but ya know, ya gotta have them days where ya just kinda relax.  Yessir, cant have bustin guts everywhere from good jokes 24-7 or ya wouldnt know a good one from a bad one i don't suppose.  In that light, one of my favorite jokes that i think i told today was...

 Why did the people send the food back at the clown restuarant?
BECAUSE THE FOOD TASTED FUNNY!!!

Now what would the world be without some good, g-rated jokes? PROBABLY WATCHIN HOWARD STERN AND GETTIN CORRUPTED IS WHERE.  Theres just some people who like to 'corrupt' other people, which makes no sense to me.  Takes the good simplicity outa life and makes it confusing and complicated.  So, yes, ode to those who corrupt other people, youre ruinin the ozone, silly.

My sister is packin at the moment in her pajamas to go to New Jersey to see her fiance, Brandon Harlow.  When he gets back from Iraq and im in college, hes gonna move in and we're all gonna live here at the big 124 Circle Party.  Yessum, he's gonna be my bubby.  So, in that case, pray he gets back good and safe in the next year... he's a pretty good guy to have around, but not when he has gas.

Question of the day:
IS BURPING SOCIALLY UNACCEPTABLE?

(personally, its the only thing i do really good, and i really dont think picasso wo uldve wanted you to hide his paintins or just make em exclusive to tompkinsville or somethin.  its like tellin robert plant to only sing in the closet. wrong.  and im not sayin you should display the too-juicy, too-chunky ones cause that can make my good friend kati gag, but just the innocent releases of pressure in ur lungs.)

Besides, as long as it doesn't go too far (beyond natural habits), i think people should display their individualism.  Mind i didnt say make up individualism, we're not all born with friggen halloween makeup on.  I dont think heaven is a Rite Aid on October 31st.

But hey, i gotta work on GSP essays, so God bless, i'll pray for ya if ya want me to, and have a GREAT day tomorrow.